True Conversations While Playing Video Games

True conversations while playing Video games with the bf

The man downloaded a mini game version of war hammer for the ps3. It is basically a fun little dungeon crawler that we can play cooperatively. I get to run around and kill things while collecting points and prizes. Of course he knew I would like it. I love running around exploding foes, I don't know why. Anyway, the following two conversations really happened while playing. The first one happened when I had powered my character up enough for a special move and the second after we needed health and realized we could share it if we were in close enough range.

Power Up Conversation:

Me: (My character is on special move and zooming around exploding foes erratically) Woooooohoooooooooo. ahahahahahahaha. weeeeeeeeeeee! I'm like gir in mech armor! Wooooooooo.

Boyfriend: Lol, yes.


Health:

Me: I need health!
Boyfriend: There's one over there. Crap! (he accidentally grabbed it first)
Me: Damn!
Boyfriend: Wait! It's healing us both! I think if we stand next to each other it will heal us both. Cuddle Marines!
Me: Cuddle marines!

a few minutes later - after deciding we were definitely referring the proximity of shared special effects as Cuddling. :)

Me: I got a healy!
Boyfriend: Cuddle! I need health, too!
Me: Get over here, cuddle!
Boyfriend: We could write our own chapter of space marines called cuddle marines.
Me: Yea! wait, don't you think we would get kicked out of the space marines if they caught us cuddling? I am pretty sure that isn't allowed. I am pretty sure two brothers of the space marines would get in a lot of trouble cuddling.
Boyfriend: Lol, yea.