My boyfriend offers to write my self evaluation for me:

I was on chat with my boyfriend today. I was complaining about having to write a self evaluation. I hate writing them. the following chat occurs:

 me:  45 more minutes. at least I am pretty much done with that report. I will quickly review it tomorrow and then ask for a peer edit. then a memo to review. two meetings and hopefully by thursday I will have time to write my self evaluation

 him:  I should write your evaluation for you.

"Mary is very mean."

 me:  all this because I won't let you stop living? [in reference to an earlier conversation in which he complained about having to, well, live]

 him:  yep

 me:  whatevs

 silly:  "Mary also tends to use strange shortened versions of words, which is not desirable in an editor"

 Sent at 2:51 PM on Tuesday

 me:  lmao

okay that made me laugh out loud. stop it

 him:  "Mary often laughs out loud in the office for no apparent reason. This is disruptive to other employees."

 me:  gah! stop it!

him: 

glad I can entertain you.

 me:  you are silly!